Obituaries
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Okay, this is hilarious. You are going to enjoy this a lot. I don’t read the paper very often, but a guy at work showed me this and it is hilarious. There was an obituary that truly can not be real. So here it is, and to prove this is the real deal, the daily times has it on their website in the obits department.
ELSA CHAMBERS DYKES
Elsa Chambers Dykes, –memorial gathering, 875 MacArthur Road, Alcoa
at 1:00 p.m. Saturday, April 15. Come off Pellissippi Parkway where it
dead ends at Clark’s Grove and turn left on Old Knoxville Highway. Go
about a mile — to Doug Hill’s Produce Barn on the left and some brick
bank on the right (where the Meadow Lark used to be) and slant right on
MacArthur Road. Go one mile to intersection of Wright Road. Go another
50 yards and it is an asphalt driveway on the right, going up the hill
to the crab orchard stone house. Park in the field. Hide your beer in
the car. No dancing. We are still Baptists. If you can’t understand the
directions, call Jim Dykes, 573-2198. Arrangements by Cremation
Options, Inc. (865) WE-CARE (693-2273) www.cremationoptionsinc.com
So, what did you think? Good stuff huh?